Words, Words, Words.

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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misterhayden:

Mister Hayden [tumblr | twitter | gumroad | website]

04-18-14 10525   via → thefrogman   source: misterhayden

The first funeral you go to should not be for a 15 year old. That was rough. My heart hurts.

pokiito:

Sitting among clouds

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04-13-14 1944   via → cagethetage   source: itsgumperstuff

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

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senorpacman:

allybear445:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

for someone who speaks French….this is fucking awful. 

im sorry but im a professional frencher, this is the most accurate french language you’ll ever purchase, I promise you this

04-13-14 67243   via → connettwerk   source: senorpacman

corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

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04-13-14 5422   via → 24ribs   source: noahkalina

aho-chan:

when i see da booty

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emilianadarling:

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

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ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

04-13-14 93623   via → luisosaurus   source: ruinedchildhood

lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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womanistgamergirl:

Dude.

Denny’s is calling out Coachella.

Dude.

Dude.

Denny’s dude. Wow.

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coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

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