Words, Words, Words.

4thofjulys:

"Americans are being so annoy-"

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bootsboobsbooks:

me this fall

08-29-14 4520   via → typicalbecca   source: worldofbulldog
08-29-14 196857   via → callurn   source: snerky

urbannns:

Ooooo shit

glamourousbetch:

I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.

08-29-14 28858   via → sex-forbreakfast   source: glamourousbetch
08-29-14 69905   via → actinglikewedontexist   source: tykittaa

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

scottish:

remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
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and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking

08-27-14 254177   via → luisosaurus   source: scottish

idareu2bme:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.

08-27-14 130063   via → luisosaurus   source: cheesusfugget
jinkies i lost my glasses!
velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)
08-27-14 349810   via → luisosaurus   source: jewishsanta

ruinedchildhood:

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08-27-14 168945   via → luisosaurus   source: ruinedchildhood

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

08-27-14 313215   via → luisosaurus   source: real-tweets

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

08-27-14 696881   via → luisosaurus   source: ihaveremade

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

08-27-14 386063   via → claracupcakes   source: burgrs

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

08-27-14 164250   via → luisosaurus   source: stunningpicture
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