- me before shaving my legs: oh god do i really have to can't i be a fucking hobbit why would you even care if my legs are hairy maybe if i don't shave them for a month i will have fur as soft as cat's
- me after shaving my legs: JESUS VIRGIN MARY'S TITS SUCKER CHRIST THIS IS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD where are all the people i have to make them touch my legs if i were a legophile i would totally do me so soft so beautiful
by the time someone finds this it may be too late. they boys have filled the yard already. i destroyed the milkshake long ago, that was what brought them here. but they do not relent. their patience is surely growing thin, and i don’t know how much longer the front door will hold.
it’s only a matter of time.
Not because I like staying up but because I hate the heat and because my pale skin can’t handle the sun.