Words, Words, Words.

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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wienerpolice:

Tonight I was in the Halloween section at Target with my friends, and I saw a bag of what I thought was marbles. But I checked the tag and saw they were bouncy balls. So I excitedly announced, “Bouncy balls!” and threw the entire bag on the ground.

And it exploded. The bag broke. Bouncy balls shot everywhere.

I don’t know what I expected, but it certainly wasn’t that. 

florenceandthepoutine:

florenceandthepoutine:

That awkward moment when your kitchen light goes out and you need to improvise.

WHY HAS THIS MADE A COMEBACK

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westernkanye:

An important purchase

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20daysofjune:

anjamoon:

irismagnet:

The rich kids of snapchat make me so fucking depressed man

😩

I know how to spell Peasant properly, so. I’m a tad less pressed.

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strangelfreak:

me

image

you:

image

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presidentgay:

*straight friend isn’t on time for something*
me: “i’m here and queer and you’re straight and late”

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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

"I’m not a feminist but I believe men and women are equal"

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that’s what a feminist is???????

10-17-14 111213   via → luisosaurus   source: dammit-jim-im-a-blog

heidiblairmontag:

rebekahlynnlove:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Communion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 

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